Genius Bar

"Genius Bar" is a song created by Mike Shinoda, released as one of four tracks on his Ziggurats (stylized as ZIGGURATS) "generative mixtape" on December 2021.

Background

The track's title comes from Mike's verse beginning with Apple references - "I'm the Steve Jobs of the underdogs", "I don't got a chain of Mac stores, I already got Genius Bars", etc. After the first verse, Mike uses Twitch's robotic voices as a sort of short interlude in the song that say, "You are now vibing with Mike Shinoda", etc.

Versions

Note: Only the date of the very first release of each version is listed.

Title	Album	Length	Recorded	Released	Notes
Genius Bar	Ziggurats	2:21	2020-2021	December 3, 2021
Genius Bar	Ziggurats (Radio Edit)	2:21	2020-2021	December 3, 2021	Censored. Not listed as censored in digital stores.

Lyrics

Yo
I'm the Steve Jobs of the underdogs
Drop jaws with the "one more thing" in the monologue
Keep 'em guessing what the reasons are
I don't got a chain of Mac stores, I already got genius bars
Turned a hobby into people all up in the lobby
Not Illuminati, this is neo-literati
With an army here behind me kid don't even try me
Adam bomb on anybody, word to Ben and Bobby

Let the smoke blow, get the brew spillin'
Debut a new villain like Ren and Doom chillin'
My shoes are too winning for you to cruise in 'em
Timeless cool like blue denim I'm losing 'em

And these are just the flows that I was saving
Ever since the days of Pac Man-ing at the Days Inn I been
Paving ways for them to make a basic conversation
The only Asian raising hell from here to Copenhagen
OK I'm half I know the math I'm Japanese (Get it?)
The flow is tight like I got vascular disease
Magically take it where in fact it has to be
I been mapping out the future while your ass was catching Z's

Yeah
It all started after college
Rocking shell toes like my favorite group from Hollis
Manifest the future let the universe allow it
Keys like Khaled I'm just giving you the knowledge (the knowledge)
Damn Janet, I got 'em in control, if you
Like this then you gotta see the show, I'm the
Chef's choice, I'm Nozawa with the flow, you can
Trust me this ain't no California roll

Set menu it's a special occasion
Bass pulsating to the pupil dilation
Clickbait journalists steady spectating
Waiting for the moment they can twist the translation

I don't have a lane to stay in
Associate with great women and great men
Never make time for a fake friend
Snakes never change they just shed their snakeskin
I don't have a lane to stay in
Associate with great women and great men
Never make time for a fake friend
Snakes never change they just shed their snakeskin

Yeah

Yeah
Let's go
Check

Yo
I'm the Steve Jobs of the underdogs
Drop jaws with the "one more thing" in the monologue
Keep 'em guessing what the reasons are
I don't got a chain of Mac stores, I already got genius bars
Turned a hobby into people all up in the lobby
Not Illuminati, this is neo-literati
With an army here behind me kid don't even try me
Adam bomb on anybody, word to Ben and Bobby

Let the smoke blow, get the brew spillin'
Debut a new villain like Ren and Doom chillin'
My shoes are too winning for you to cruise in 'em
Timeless cool like blue denim I'm losing 'em

And these are just the flows that I was saving
Ever since the days of Pac Man-ing at the Days Inn I been
Paving ways for them to make a basic conversation
The only Asian raising hell from here to Copenhagen
OK I'm half I know the math I'm Japanese (Get it?)
The flow is tight like I got vascular disease
Magically take it where in fact it has to be
I been mapping out the future while your *** was catching Z's

You are now vibing with Mike Shinoda, Nice
That's a very special wombat, I love it
What the hell is going on

Yeah
It all started after college
Rocking shell toes like my favorite group from Hollis
Manifest the future let the universe allow it
Keys like Khaled I'm just giving you the knowledge (the knowledge)
Damn Janet, I got 'em in control, if you
Like this then you gotta see the show, I'm the
Chef's choice, I'm Nozawa with the flow, you can
Trust me this ain't no California roll

Set menu it's a special occasion
Bass pulsating to the pupil dilation
Clickbait journalists steady spectating
Waiting for the moment they can twist the translation

I don't have a lane to stay in
Associate with great women and great men
Never make time for a fake friend
Snakes never change they just shed their snakeskin
I don't have a lane to stay in
Associate with great women and great men
Never make time for a fake friend
Snakes never change they just shed their snakeskin

Lyrical Annotations

Mike annotated the song on Genius on the evening of December 3, 2021.

"one more thing" - "Jobs always had "one more thing. Also, start watching for themes extending over the whole mixtape..."

"genius bars" - "Oh look Apple -> Genius Bar. Also, a computer reference... to be continued..."

"Adam bomb" - "Adam Bomb is the Hundreds mascot and also their NFT collection. ​https://opensea.io/collection/adam-bomb-squad Ziggurats was launched as the first generative NFT mixtape"

"Debut a new villain like Ren and Doom chillin'" - "MC Ren of NWA and DOOM were both known by the nickname Villain. I grew up a fan of both."